I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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