is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
