Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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