I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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