But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
It was confusing and full of hummus
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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