You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
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