they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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