The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
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