grandma shit on top of the toilet
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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