There was a lot of him and a little penis
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Randomize
