I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
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I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
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She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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