whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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