Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Operation Purity has been aborted
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
How many fucks given?
0.12846
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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