It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
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Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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