I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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