brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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