There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16