Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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