Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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