you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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