Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
It's Friday. Sex?
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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