WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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