all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
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his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
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There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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