Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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