Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
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Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
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My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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