We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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