I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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