What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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