Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
It's blow job season.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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