This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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