Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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