There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
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Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
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The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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