i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
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You. Win. At. Life.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
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Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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