yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I would fuck him just for his dog
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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