Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
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