Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Randomize
