Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
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I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
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Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize