Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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