what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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