Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
hell yes lets make some ravioli
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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