Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
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