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all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
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also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
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He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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