i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
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Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
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Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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