how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
It's like God shit irony all over that family
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
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Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
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remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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