Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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