There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
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Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
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That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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