I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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