So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
This girl is more easily done than said...
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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