Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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