So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
Randomize
