y did u give ur computer a hand job?
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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