I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
Randomize
