is your mom at the bar?
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
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There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
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I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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