please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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