ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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