that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
